French Dude got dumped by the Hipster Waitress he was seeing.
He proceeded to get drunk on Tecate beer.
In his heartbroken and drunken genius, he decided to shower (for the third time today). Naturally, he fell and scraped his head on the counter. The only reason I discovered this is because there was a BLOOD TRAIL from my bathroom to his room.
I made Boyfriend get up and see if he was ok, since he was presumably naked. The gash on his head was soon confirmed. Boyfriend went into Eagle Scout mode and I went into Assistant mode, we patched him up, sorta.
Boyfriend is now taking him to the ER because his French head wound is bleeding through the butterfly sutures.