She doesn’t even go here

I keep waking from this recurring nightmare that I didn’t finish high school and when I try to go back and finish, they won’t give me my schedule.
I stand there for hours, begging and making gloriously funny speeches, making them laugh and inspiring them to help me BUT THEY NEVER DO.

And to make things worse, both Dane Cook and Nathan Fillion are inexplicably in the high school and giving me exasperated faces.

I wake up convinced I’m late for class and wanting to barf.

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