Having a Urinary Tract Infections is not awesome in my opinion.
However, if you ladies are going to have to deal with one, may I suggest you have some fun with your significant other or roommate while you’re dealing with it?
The AZO pills (you should be able to find them at a drugstore, they are over the counter) basically make your pee look crazy.
Yes. Crazy pee. It looks like you’ve pissed iodine and if you forget you’ve taken the pills, you can really freak yourself out.
You can also freak someone else out if you neglect to flush.
Example: I took the AZO pills last night before bed, and when I got up this morning and had to pee, I didn’t flush the toilet because it was 4:15 in the morning and flushing at 4:15 in the morning can be considered rude if it wakes Boyfriend up.
So yes, I left a toilet bowl full of iodine colored pee in the toilet at home.
Text I just received from Boyfriend:
ARE YOU OK??? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR PEE?? DO YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR???
Needless to say, I thoroughly enjoyed the doubling over in laughter instead of pain from a F*&king UTI.
And I didn’t text him back immediately because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see, not because I’m mean and sadistic.
That’s right, not because I’m mean and sadistic.