I had forgotten that I almost exclusively ate fresh guacamole with lots of fresh garlic in it all weekend long.
I nearly went ahead and let a fart fly today at the Cubicle Farm. At the last moment I decided to head over to the restroom instead.
I’m very glad I did. It was like I was a garlic press. I’m really glad I decided against trusting the fart.
Farts and pooping is always funny to me.